*takes a sip of his coffee, grimaces, and immediately chucks the whole cup into the nearest trash can*
Don't be ridiculous. I have every imaginable resource at my disposal, including those of questionable legality in your fine country. Your completely ineffectual mother lives here, and even your father was amenable to coming here and I really thought he'd beat me to a pulp for suggesting it. I care about her and I've no intention of going anywhere until I know she's going to be okay.