*nearly jumps out of her skin* Oh—! *turns and throws her arms around you, squeezing tight* Jackson Lee Taberer! Don't go scaring an old woman like that, boy, you'll put me in the ground!
*holds you at arm's length and just looks at you (oh, her boy, tall and strong and smiling to beat the band)* *hugs you again* Jackie Lee. Oh, honey. Welcome home.