*grins* It's okay. Nobody starved. El and I shoved pie into all our dads until they couldn't get off the couch, and Mom and Mrs. Burkholder actually thanked us.
*manages to swallow his bread before the next peal of giggles hits* *eyes you skeptically (you've got to be kidding, right? ...except this is Gil-galad, so no, you're probably not kidding)* I'm adding that to my list of things I'm going to do when I'm rich and famous. Hey! I could tell Elliott to do it when he buys his mansion or whatever.