*presses her hand to her mouth, trying to stifle her giggles* *brightly* Okay, okay. Sorry. He's babysitting for a friend today. It's the most adorable thing any of us have ever seen but we're not telling him that.
You could find a better job.
*grins as she pushes away from her desk to rifle through one of the filing cabinets* Are you offering, my Lord Salgant? I mean, I'd have to decline, of course—I've just now got the House and its lord trained to keep everything here organized the way I want it.