*has located the campus bookstore and is now in a heated argument with one of the store clerks over a selection of school spirit items—foam fingers, pennants, and the like*
*(OU Panther school spirit, that is)*
Are you soft in the head? I don't give a fuck what your colors are! I said I need five, maybe six of each of these in maroon and gold! Spray-paint them, for all I care.