*would brush that off like any other adult "trust-me" platitude, except you've lived so long and it's entirely possible that you have done stupid stuff* *you know, Maia-type stupid stuff, whatever that is*
Okay. Well. *stuffs his hand in his pocket* I, uh. I definitely might've done something stupid. Totally still doing it. I can't really say what—I mean, I didn't kill anybody or drive drunk or anything. *emphasizing* And it's not wrong. (We're not wrong.)
*pauses, stymied* *has no idea how to broach the next part*