*waffles for a heartbeat and wonders what he's doing here (Mír, buddy, you're a freaking moron), but sucks it up and decides to go with the plan (such as it is)*
Uhm. Well. *glances up and down the aisle and tries to think of a good way to start* Uhm. Have you ever, like. Done something really kinda dumb, but you thought you were right? I mean, really thought you were right. And it wasn't actually wrong, it was just kinda stupid.