*Knows these are ridiculous things to be terrified of but also knows that his phobia is ridiculous by nature.*
You can leave anytime you like. No biggie. You're not trapped.
*Attempts to distract himself by perusing the blackboard above the counter before he starts to panic over the possibility of panicking.*
*Looking at the overwhelming choice on offer, begins to mourn the days when a coffee was just a coffee, when there were no soy lattes, double whip mochas or vanilla shots or Eru knows what else.*