*is so busy trying to hide (why did I think this was a good idea??) and ignore the presence of half-naked women that it's difficult to concentrate on what you're saying*
*squirms a little when you pick at him, choosing to ignore your commentary in favor of your story (or what he thinks your story was about, anyway)* No way. Don't let him treat you like that. *nod, nod* You did the right thing. *sips his pint with the utmost awkwardness or dignity* So. Has anybody...read any good books lately?