*giggles* *pats your arm mock-sympathetically* Word of advice, sir: the next time you feel the urge to use your own strange sugary tornado relationship as a platform from which to dole out advice? Don't.
*likes the idea of her dragon being a poet of some kind (or an amateur songwriter, maybe? she could live with that, too)* *blinks off your request* Oh, sure. *plucks a pen from her keyboard and rustles up a post-it pad, handing both to you with a questioning look* Do I need to mail you a reminder of something, or...?