*to Lily, giggling* Eru, our family really does put the fun in dysfunctional. *gives her a refill and tops up your glass* *very solemnly (and with quite some self-awareness)* Consider yourself lucky, Celeborn. You're only related to me once over. Lily's got it on both sides.
*falters somewhat at the expression on your face, feeling somewhat uncomfortable (is she interrupting?) (do you think Lily is prettier than she is?)* *abruptly* I'm going out to the balcony to have a smoke. *picks up a packet of cigarettes from the coffee table and walks outside*