*smoothly interjecting* Actually, she's been a brilliant help, which is precisely why everyone knows about me but not about usaside from the part where that's actually a complete coincidence. And I'm sure Roxy will be glad to issue that joint statement with you, just as Glorfindel suggested. Right, Roxy? *takes Roxy's arm and slips it through his* What do you say I go pose for a few pictures with my star publicist? *remembering the big-name starlet he sat next to in the theater* I hope you have a second to meet Zoe Kristoff. She said she was dying to talk to you after all the press nonsense business is out of the way.
*flashes you a bright smile* Thanks so much for your discretion, Liz. *the clear implication being everyone is going to want to interview and photograph your star client* I hope my husband doesn't run you ragged after the statement goes out.