*his face briefly lighting up (he can't help it)* Really, you do? Er. But no that's not— Listen.
*walks you into your living room and gently sits you down on your sofa, perching awkwardly next to you* It's just that I'm really bad for you. My head's all over the place day to day. Arien's always saying I can barely take care of myself. *cringes, realizing that probably makes it sound like Arien's running the show here* And she's right. I'm awful at relationships. You should be with someone who won't forget to water your plants every other day, you know? Somebody who can make strong decisions and stick to them and are you sure you don't need to go to the hospital??