*thinks it's a good bet you hate just about everyone right now, but doesn't say so* Feel free. Comes with the job.
*eases you over to sit against the wall instead, propping you up and leaning down to check your eyes (open and tracking, at least)* Erestor, I'm going to get you some water. *more firmly* Stay put. If you concuss yourself trying to get up again, I'm calling an ambulance. Clear? *off your silence* Good. I'll be right back.