*not even noticing that the postman and his side-kick have departed, looks at you quizzically* Oh. Okay. Uhm. I feel a bit bad that you've got to wade through all of these though. *goes to drop the envelopes back in the bag when he realises that one seems sort of ... soft?*
*opens it, out of curiosity (and it is addressed to him, after all) and pulls out the contents* *with complete and utter dismay, looks down at a pair of tiny, black, lacy panties* Oh my.