*and now a brief, chilling moment in which he wonders whether Mithrandir might be able to pick up on that couch's... sordid history* *it's perfectly clean, physically speaking, but with Ainur? who knows?*
boyfriend
*warmly* Have I mentioned I love you yet? I do. *pokes the rose back into place, chuckling softly* Oh, but he was seriously confused. I was, too, until I caught the look on his face. I'm pretty sure he thought I was the girlfriend's secret side dish, or something.