*eyeroll* Oh, okay then. He's got brown hair and blue eyes, and yes, he is smoking hot. Great accent, too. He's never said one word to me about my album—whether he knows about it at all is still something of a mystery—which is actually a huge part of the appeal. *arches an eyebrow at you and flubs the point (but oh, it is a glorious eyebrow and totally worth it)* Why, do you want his number?
Egalmoth's perfectly well-trained
*bounces the ball a few times and then scorches an overhand serve at you* Does he know that?