*chuckles quietly, as if to say look! it even talks!* An official reason? Not at all. It's just that you looked so lonely. One might even think you came here by yourself, all... *finding he can't pick out one unattractive aspect of your appearance* ...looking like that on purpose. *rests his chin on his hand and winks exaggeratedly, stage-whispering plenty loudly enough for the nearest patrons to overhear, whether they like it or not* Are we trying to find us a man, Esther?