*swiftly and efficiently shuts off the burner and dumps the food onto the waiting plates before it can burn, then promptly forgets all about it*
*leans a hand on the counter, rubbing his eyes roughly* *in a tight tone that makes it clear he's condensing a great deal* That's probably the worst thing I've heard from you lately, Glorfindel. Which is saying something, isn't it? Do you even want my honest opinion or just whatever will make you feel better?