*snickers* Well, you are probably gonna get splattered all over some gigantic guy's helmet. But it'll be fun while it lasts, anyway? *thinks your parents sound like more or less the coolest parents ever*
Where'd you learn so much about football, anyway?
*thinks fast to come up with something that isn't "sometimes I watch with my uncle" or "I go to OU home games by myself"* Um. I dunno. BRILLIANT. *reaches the bottom of the stairs and points down the hall to turn you in the right direction* Doesn't everybody like football? *innocently (most of the dancers are pretty airheaded)* Or just the dumb jocks?