*looks entirely bewildered and really rather frantic* How do we get him out of it? He has a best man's speech to give!
*to Ecthelion, in halting, accented Telerin (finding it very difficult to think of the right words, given most of his Telerin is of the pillow-talk variety)* [Ehtelion, I love you but] *trails off* *hopefully* Could you speak in Quenya, please? [I do not speak Telerin good.]