*finds the folded sheet of paper containing his carefully prepared speech, which he promptly unfolds and scans* [Huh. This is boring. I'll figure it out.] *balls up the paper and tosses it toward the nearest trash bin* [Two points.]
why are you wearing a skirt?
*is happy to follow you back to the ballroom but stops short when he hears this* [Am I?] *looks down at himself in open surprise* [How do you know if it's your color?]