*bursts into giggles once more, setting her champagne down before she can spill it* *can't even begin to fake heartbreak, dearly as she'd like to keep the line going* *breezily* I can't help but suspect you've had this conversation before, sir.
defecting out of pity
*rearranges the gathered skirt of her lustrous golden gown, smiling an all-too-innocent smile* Who, me? My roommates picked this. I've no idea what you're talking about.