No, it isn't normal. Not there. It was bound to eventually. Statistically speaking.
*pinches the bridge of his nose and can't quite believe he's having this conversation at all, let alone with you (and are you aware how like excuses your contradictions sound?)*
*thinks he can pretty easily finish the story for you* ...and the bouncers tossed him out, The End, right? *his fingers tightening infinitesimally around yours as he mutters* Fat lot of good it did, too.