*blinks* You were just...attacked? *closes his eyes briefly (brilliant deduction, Captain Obvious)* Were you mugged, or...? *takes another deep breath (why yes, that would be the burgeoning rage); okay, time for the important question* Are you all right?
*straightens up again, but it is only to walk the couple of steps to your door and shut it* *comes back over and sits on the edge of your desk, reaching for your phone and dialing the extension to send your calls to voicemail for the moment*
*very, very gently, his worry evident* We can put out a description. We'll find the guy and I will stab him in the faceput him in a room with Salgant's latest on repeat make sure he gets what's coming to him.