*coughs a little and shakes his head with a little smile* No-o, no, that won't be necessary. I've never slammed straight kerosene before, is all.
*offers you a bit of a lopsided smile as a passing pink-cheeked staffer giggles and congratulates him (way to bag up!)* *rubs the back of his neck* Becky, right? Is there a convenient houseplant somewhere I can hide behind?