*snicker!snorts around another bite, escalating into full-blown laughter by the time you've finished* Oh, Eru. You're cracked in the head, you know that? *thinks a moment before adding, halfway-teasingly* Your eyes are pretty. That may be the gayest thing I've ever said. I don't know why I keep thinking they're green, but they're blue, aren't they?
*is pleased with this sort-of plan (especially because it involves staying in, at least part of the time)* *lowly* I like a lot of things. But I'll think about it.