*raises his eyebrows and has one of those unsettled moments (you know the one: when he realises he has slept with your grandmother) (that he is your aunt's father)*
What are your plans now that you've finished school?
*breaks into a grin* World domination, I think. I'll head back to Lindon, get my army into ship-shape and then march on Ossiriand. It can't possibly backfire.