*slaps you on the back, hard* FINDUILAS! Glad you could make it! We're not always a bunch of drunken ille...erm, bastards. I swear! Only on Sawemonthursudays.
*clears her throat to make the formal introduction* Guys. Thissa a real life TV star on our hands here. I rescued her from my cousins and here she is. She's pretty, for a girl.