*really is in no doubt what you're taking about, for all the he is slow on the uptake* (*between Day 2 and Day 4 was Day 3 and he woke up hungover and desperately missing his boyfriend and really, it was only natural to want to comfort-and/or-pleasure himself, and he did not know that it was so late in the morning or that you would come looking for him*) *cheeks blazing, gets to his feet and walks over to the drinks cabinet*
*does not look at you as he extracts a bottle of whiskey from the cabinet and there is that strange set to his jaw, that might be mistaken for stubbornness if it was not utter defeat*