*automatically slips his arms around your waist and drops an affectionate peck on your brow* Well, you know, I do have a demanding job... long hours, angry boss... *brightens* I know! I'll ask my stunt double to fill in for me. You'll never notice the switch-up.
*casts another curious look in his direction, noticing that he isn't shying away like half the usual gawkers (or hovering in hope of a photo or autograph like the other half)* Sorry, did I interrupt something...?