*chuckles* Rats. I was hoping you'd not forgotten about my day of infamy. I'm well, thanks.
*keeps his tone light enough, though he's listening to you carefully and thinks you mustn't know many of the details when there's no awkwardness in your voice* Staying out of trouble these days, are you? I hear you're a big star but even those sorts of shenanigans can't be as bad as our criminal past, can they?