*chuckles* No funny business, ma'am. King's honor.
I'll go pack.
*assumes you mean to do this for him, too* *has heard people refer to more than wife-beaters and cartons of cigs in reference to "packing" but hasn't really read up on the other details*
*lets his hands rest on your shoulders a second longer before going to grab the trash can in the corner of the room to hide put the remains of the lamp in*