Well, it's more that they didn't make the "My boyfriend..." shirts in your size.
*laughs (really wasn't expecting that) but looks decidedly pink-cheeked* Mm. Why am I not surprised.
*hastily pulls on the shirt so he can gather you close* The thing about the one job? The Lord of the Fountain job? Is that you're too good at it. *kisses your cheek gently* To the point where I don't want to go back to work today but I am going back to work, so don't even think about it.