*lifts a shoulder in a half-hearted shrug* Yeah, I don't know. I'm thinking of employing freshers to do my every bidding. *takes a long sip of his coffee* I mean, it would be one way of dealing with the horrors of being a student. *with a dramatic sigh* I think I'm getting too old for th-
*trails off, a soundless swear forming on his lips* *rather urgently* Quick. Act like I've said something funny.