*literally bites his tongue to forestall a comment on the likelihood of you keeping any of the weight you might gain this birthday, where you've still got your birthnight to get through* *oh god, can't believe he almost said that out loud—isn't even on drugs anymore!*
*to Nico, very sincerely* I'm a big believer in promoting from within. Just sayin'.
The Jar
*holds up a hand* Ah, sir? I may have promised to take any and all consequences upon myself, being the most senior of the conspirators. Besides, the Jar and I have a date already. *blinks, frowns* You... do remember that, don't you?