*arches an eyebrow* Need I remind you that I outrank you, missy? Well. Sort of. *spreads his hands and smiles* But go ahead. Shoot.
fucked your way through the Fountain's ranks
*closes his eyes briefly, looking very much like a man who's just heard Way Too Much Information* You have no idea how... utterly disturbing that was, so I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear it. For the good of all. Good Eru, have you seen some of the guys I work with? *shudders*
Hotter than Glorfindel
*pleasantly* You'll forgive me if I have to disagree, for a multitude of reasons. Did you miss the part where he's gay now?