*shoves an immediate wash of relief into the furthest corner of his mind* Ah... right. I wouldn't know what that's like. Big family, I mean. It's basically just my aunt and I these days.
*lets his mouth drop open a bit (mostly at the mental images, because Ecthelion really would make the best "instructor" for any such video), then bursts out laughing* *manages to reply between guffaws* Oh, my Eru. If I wreck, I'll haunt you forever. No, no videos, no taping eyelids open—where did you even come up with that? You're not some conspiracy theory wackjob, are you?
*coughs and pulls himself together, realizing he's getting fairly close to the coffee shop and the Flower* Anyway! So sorry to disappoint, but I really am a boring paper-pusher by day. *tries and fails to swallow an audible smile* Speaking of which, I got something interesting in the mail today...