*gives you a sad smile* You don't know how much easier my life would be if that were true. Which is why, if you don't go and hold your daughter, and name her, and fake it as convincingly as you possibly can, I will never speak to you again. *lifts her chin (she never saw much of a height difference, honestly)* Never. *her voice softening, emptying* She'll probably know if you're faking it but at least you'll be trying.