*rolls his eyes, shaking his head* *murmurs* Honestly, there are certain things - certain thoughts and so forth - that you should just consider keeping to yourself.
Incidents, really.
Well, that's the last time I rescue her cat from a tree. *feels a faint pull of worry that the Fountain is getting more than its share of abuse, or maybe it's just that you've been so effective at shielding him from said abuse for the eighteen or so months you've been working at the Flower* *absently, as he continues to sign the various forms in front of him* How long have you been working here now?