*assumes an expression of shock* It's hardly my dirty work, Sir. He's your employee. Did you bring him back something nice from your holiday? That might cheer him up.
*folds her arms and looks rather haughty* I missed the particular brand of crazy that exists when you're in residence, Sir, perhaps. It's rather easier to handle than the crazy when you're not here. *brightly* There are ways of dealing with people like Mrs Worthington, you know.