*saunters over to your desk and perches on the edge, picking up the hobble-head and shaking it*
*pleasantly* So I got your message about wanting to organize a benefit? *his tone taking on a patronizing edge* Not a bad idea, either, if a bit slow in coming. Considering I was putting something together as soon as I got your message it became clear we were in dire straits. *his gaze dropping to your hands* But then you've lost a step or two all around, I guess. *grins almost as widely as he would if the perp had just cut the damned things off* Pity.