*snickers around a mouthful of turkey club, his ears pinking up just a bit* It sounds cheesy and awful, I know, but I really don't get it. *glances around conspiratorially (or maybe he just hopes no one else will ever find this out?)* I read this thing online the other day, where some girl described me as "sparkly." Sparkly. I mean, I guess that's not as weird as some of the other stuff, but do you think I'm sparkly?