*nodding, clearly enthused (wow, this isn't the conversation he thought he'd be having)* Right, exactly. And yeah, you'd be really screwed, especially if you got caught in a regular Anar-sized black hole? Your atoms would be ripped apart before you got anywhere near the singularity. *nips off a small bite* Mm, what you'd need is a supermassive black hole. The tidal forces're supposedly a lot less intense, so you could get pretty close to the event horizon. But you're right, getting back out would be way past anything we've got right now.