*staggers just a little bit oof damn you're so much bigger and that sucks even more at times like these* *try not to fall down, huh? just in case*
*is totally right about this, just go with it* Yeah, I don't get it either, but you know. It's just 'cause we're tit-men and Ehtello's... not. I seriously hope he's not gonna start asking us opinions on dicks 'cause just. no.
*sounding quite touched, actually* Aw. Oh, you don't have to. Okay, if you insist. (*and if the waitress isn't interested, she'll just fork her right back over—that's what friends are for!*) I'll give you a ride back. You'll have to ticket yourself otherwise, and that'd just be lame.