*mouth drops open* Ho-lee fuckin' fuck. What. No. Seriously? Months? With the fucking bombshell? Whaddayameanmonths.
*nodding (I'm not you're not)* Yeah yeah, it's all about the T&A, for sure. Like, girl A. You know. *switches to a quick headshake* But dude. No, see, y'know why this doesn't make sense? Aside from the other thing? 'Cause everybody knows (everybody knows) that Ehtello doesn't even like Glorfindel. It's one of those things.