*gets up for the express purpose of pacing behind his desk but finds he can only stand with his back leaning against the wall, arms crossed tightly*
what about all those times
*looks at you in puzzlement (because don't you know what he's been doing all this time?)* Well I had to try, didn't I? I didn't want to be...abnormal like this. I've been married or within a stone's throw of marrying women three times in my life, okay, Eru, you have no idea how hard I tried. And then he...
*shifting gears inexplicably (or maybe not)* Look, I get it. Really. If you'd told me four months ago that I'd fall for Glorfindel, I'd've been at least as horrifiedshocked surprised. Probably more.