*looks no less bewildered as he reminds himself that if he can just get through this conversation, there can't possibly be a worse conversation in store for him for...the rest of his life, pretty much* *except maybe the one with Duilien* *or Salgant*
*quickly* She's not my girlfriend. She's just been nice enough to...let people believe what I wanted them to believe, I guess.
*slightly vulnerable thrown* How long have I, uh, known? Or how long have we...? *remembering the answer to both questions is pretty much just the one answer* A few months, I guess. Do you really want to know??*and then there were those other times before that when AHAHAHA okay never mind*