Three-time Silver Scribble Winner Cleo Tomlinson (ioreth) wrote in opus_two,
*rather shortly* Don't be silly. You don't have to go fishing. I know for a fact you went out on at least one actual date with the man because you left the house wearing your blue silk dress, which you may not have realized has become your first-date dress, but it has. *continues, having decided on the tried-and-true tactic of suggesting something so outragous (though she's not kidding, really) that the next request will sound like such a a little favor* So... *huffs* ...I don't know. Propose a threesome or something. And take pictures, for the love of Eru! This isn't difficult! The readers will thank you!
*pauses, hearing beeping in the background, on your end* Are you listening to me, Ava?