*returns the smirk (and if he were more sober, he might be more conscious of how long he's actually holding your gaze (it's just that your eyes are some weird mix of green and grey, in this light))*
*drops the retrieved pretzel-halves in the bowl* Way too drunk, yeah. *as though it has to do with anything* 'n Mac's snoring like a mutated turkey-thing hornet anyway.